It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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