I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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