He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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