I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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