I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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