No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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