Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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