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I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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