they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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