You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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