i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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