She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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