.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
