why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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