ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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