we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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