if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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