Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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