Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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