we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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