So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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