shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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