i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Pooping to opera.
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