He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Drunk is not a location!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
