Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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