you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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