I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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