Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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