i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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