He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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