This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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