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(614): View more from Ohio

i dont know whats so great about being respectable.

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(831): View more from California

atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.

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(831): View more from California

It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.

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(845): View more from New York

I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!

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