gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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