Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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