oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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