The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She announced her abortion via fbk
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
did you just send me my own nude
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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