What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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