It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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