KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Randomize
