i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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