He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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