I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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