Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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