I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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