if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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