But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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