great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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