there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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