This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
