Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
